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Post by eliza on Nov 21, 2010 18:26:30 GMT -5
Heres where you put those weird, interesting, or just rather odd conversations for everyone to read!
I'll start:
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
Lmao, i came to the realization that all teenagers are bisexual. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
Eliza says:
how?
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
well some are openly bi.
Others do it unconsiously like their subconscious shows it in subtle actions
if you watch people you'll see it
Eliza says:
examples?
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
and if you know how to analyze people it will make sense.
Eliza says:
i analyze people a little too much, but i don't notice that.... maybe cause i don't analyze their actions, i analyze their words
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
Unconsious example: Friday i was walking to class and I watched some girl smack some other girls ass. To most it would seem like a joke, y'know what friends do.
BUT if you analyze it a bit, a truly "Straight" person would not touch another girl's ass. xD
Or. Vice versa with guys
Eliza says:
Fuck
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
ive seen it with dudes too.
Eliza says:
I'm extremely bi then
cause i've kissed a girl
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
ironically
Eliza says:
LONG STORY!
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
im listening to the radio
"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED ITTTT"
*looks at IM*
Eliza says:
I was just listening to Shake It when we started the convo
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
I had katy perry blaring
Eliza says:
im gonna listen to i kissed a girl now
March to the drums of the dammed as we come. says:
So the Radio goes: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED ITTT
And i looked at the Im
and it said
I kissed a girl.
and i went
LOL
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Post by tristan on Jan 10, 2011 4:41:40 GMT -5
It isn't exactly entertaining and hillarious, but I still found it highly amusing.
ME: Mom, did you ever play D&D when you were younger?
MOM: D&D?
ME: Dungeons and Dragons.
MOM: Uh, yeah, I did. But we never abreviated it.
ME: And yet you abbreviate facebook with FB?
MOM: That's besides the point.
ME: Dad did you ever play Dungeons and Dragons?
DAD: Nope. I played SP.
ME: What on Earth is SP?
DAD: Smoked pot.
No lie... this is a pretty usual conversation at my house. Hahaha!! |
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Post by eliza on Jan 10, 2011 6:35:23 GMT -5
Dude! If I wrote down half the stupid shit i say during AP Bio this thing would have like 10 pages by now! I should REALLY start doing that. For the past week my inside joke has been ass cancer for some reason.
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Post by cameron elizabeth lynn on Jan 10, 2011 15:00:47 GMT -5
Alright i'm taking my own advice from this morning, Weirdly this day was rather eventful.
So in physics were doing a lab where were testing the elasticity of a rubber band and a spring. We were working on the spring and i snapped my one friend with the rubber band.
Meagan: What the fuck! Stop it
Me: *laughs and looks away for a minute before snapping her with my hair tie*
Meagan: What the hell was that! Get it away from her!
Clare (she's on this site too): Oh god.
Meagan: Eliza just likes her rubber.
Me: *laughs even harder* Mmmmm rubber.
Justin: You guys are scary to work with.
Then we begin stretching the spring and it looks weird. It looks kinda sexual to be honest.
Clare: This doesn't look right.
Meagan: Its so long
Clare and Me: Thats what she said.
Justin: You guys are horrible
Me: *whispers in Meagans ear* He's jealous.
Meagan: He is jealous! He wishes he was that long.
Justin gets extremely red.and we all end up laughing. Tomorrow probably the same thing will occur cause we never got to get to the rubber band.
And another happened right before school let out.
Megan: Who was that boy you were gonna fight?
Me: My best friend's asshole of a boyfriend.
Megan: This sounds like fight club.
Me: First Rule of fight club.
Megan and Me: Never talk about fight club.
The weird part of that conversation, we were completely serious. No joking what so ever, until we finished the last line.
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Post by tanglenose on Jan 10, 2011 18:39:54 GMT -5
I was shopping with my dad and I could get the lyrics to 'Show me your genitals' out of my head.
Dad: Should we buy these chicken breasts?
Me: Why? I'd much rather see your titties.
Dad: Umm... Thanks. But that wasn't what I ment.
Me: Oh, well. You still have nice boobs.
Dad: ... *Walks away*
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Post by merrick james charlotte on Jan 17, 2011 9:29:56 GMT -5
Why am I dating that guy?! o.O
PART ONE:
-me, bf and dad are looking at the koi in the koi pond-
Dad: there's about 30 of them in there
Bf: Doesn't look like there's that many...
Dad: That's because the baby koi stay close to the bottom and they're black so they blend in...
Bf: Hey V!! When we have kids, they'll be black and then we won't find them! -grins-
Me: -.-
Dad: -lol-
PART TWO:
-bf's looking at my locket with our pictures in it-
Bf: what's this? -opens it-
Me: That's us when we were 17
Bf: Oh wow, I wish we met back then, I would have taken you to the yr 12 ball ((which is Australia's version of Prom))
Me: UM.... When you were 17... I was 13 and a half..
Bf: o.O ...Oh yeah.. Maybe not then!
Me: It's okay, I already knew you were secretly a paedophile..
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Post by music on Jan 26, 2011 17:51:43 GMT -5
Movie Conversations Part One:
Me: "Mom! We're going to see black swan this weekend 'kay?"
Mom: "That movie has a hardcore lesbian sex scene in it!"
Brother: "....O_________O"
Me: "Great way to make an awesome movie awkward."
- Next Day -
Me: "You know, I posted what you said about Black Swan on facebook. Many of my friends are laughing their asses off at you."
Mom: "Its the only thing I know about the movie! Its about Swan Lake and theres a Lesbian Sex Scene in it!"
Me: "....So you didn't pay attention to all the hints in the previews that it was a psychological thriller?"
Mom: ".... >______>"
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Post by clyde on Jan 30, 2011 0:32:03 GMT -5
ME: -hears sounds from mum's computer- Mum are you watchin something on youtube?
MUM: Um no, just something about... on the internet!
ME: complete sentences would be nice mum -hears more- Is that family guy?! You hate family guy!
MUM: um no no no..yeah, just something about sarah pallin...!
ME: -gives up-
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Post by lilly2 on Jan 30, 2011 0:36:17 GMT -5
Lilly says: *today.. is saturday? all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *YES Lilly says: *MIND FUCK *WHOA *I AM SO OUT OF THE LOOP *well.. my saturday was boring as fuck. all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *  *Same. *i spent mine on the computer. *TUMBLRING. Lilly says: *i spent mine on the computer. *POSTING. all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *WOO! Lilly says: *WOO! all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *DFBNJKLH:GSWD Lilly says: *jdflkgndfglkhjndghlkd all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *hreghjs Lilly says: *dfhfdghdfkgnhd all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *sndjfgkshdnv\ Lilly says: *ngskjdbgkdhsfbgksjhdbgskdfhg[ all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *wenmsgklsdjv Lilly says: *slkjdnlkjrtnsdktjbsndjht all my life i've been good, but now, i'm thinking what the hell? says: *erjkgsldvj *\ Lilly says: *sdfsdddgsdfg */ Then it continued like that for another five minutes.
I love my best friend (: <3 |
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Post by amanda on Jan 30, 2011 15:49:42 GMT -5
Usual Family Lectures:(they happen randomly and have the same general things)
Mom: "Gabby you are a teenager and we know you want to experiment"
Me: Um...okay?
Step-Dad: "So if you ever want to drink or smoke pot"
Me: "Where are you going with this?
Mom: "We just want to let you know that we will let you"
Me: "Really?"
S-Dad: "Just you can't do it out of the house."
Me: *thinking shit too late* okkayy then
Mom: Alright.
Me: *walks away*
Okay this one happened at Disney world XD it was effing hilarious we were standing in line for the new toy story ride.
Dad: So you have to pull the string thing like this *does it and it loves really suggestive*
Me: Um. No comment dad. No comment.
Dad: What?
Me: No comment. Think about it.
Dad: *starts laughing* What I'll have lot's of practice.
Me: TMI dad TMI
Dad: What are you jealous?
Me: Um..not really..
On the ride
Dad: *starts pulling the stupid string thing* Ready too lose.
Me; I already know I am going too
Dad: Well you need practice, you can make a man happy one day
Me: Dad if you do not stop being gross i'm going to smack you.
Dad: Just telling the truth
Me: God how am I related to you?
Dad: You know you love me.
Me: Nope I don;t.
Dad: That's why you lost the GAME
Me: DAD YOU ARE EVIL
then the ride started so yeah no talking after that XD for serial that happened
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Post by cassie on Jan 30, 2011 22:14:01 GMT -5
this is happened while we were ordering Chinese.
Mom: What do you want?
Tiffany: Crab
Step-Dad: find the right guy and you can have that
Me; LMAO
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Post by cassie on Jan 31, 2011 2:19:23 GMT -5
another funny conversation while eating chocolate out of our bag of mixed chocolates Aunt: *grabs a mr. goodbar and goes* ooh peanuts *eats it* Where the hell is the peanuts? Me: I know right? those lying bastards S-Dad: WHOA did you just curse Mom: Gabby Me: Bastard is not a curse word and i call everything that. so/ Mom: It is a curse word. S-Dad: SHe's old enough to curse Me: IT"S NOT A CURSE WORD Mom: IS too and no she's not Me; whatever hand me the chocolate XD okay here is another on i just remembered XD I was wearing my jeans that have holes in the knees cause they are amazing Dad: Gabby you need to throw those away Me: hell no you already threw away the other ones Dad: Which ones? Me: The one with teh butterfly on my thigh. Those were my favorite jeans Dad: No I didnt' throw it away, the pants fairy did. Me: WTF? Dad: Yup it's like the tooth fairy for pants Me: Then why have i not recieved cash yet? Dad: Because it buys you new pants not money ME: You are a fucking retard. Dad: well you better not wash those pants or the pants fairy will come Me: I'll do my own laundry then Dad; Nope you arent allowed until the pants fairy comes Me; I'm not getting rid of my pants Dad: You have no choice Me: UGH *walks away and still ahs her pants  * |
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Post by aleksei jonathon jakobs on Jan 31, 2011 14:02:27 GMT -5
This is a demonstration of my geekiness. If you get this, well, you're awesome.
Me: *is reading fanfic, in which there is a pet fish* Oh my god, it's a beta fish named Theta!!!!
*rolls around laughing for ten minutes, before realising everyone is staring at me*
Me: What? You know... A beta fish name Theta?
You will only find this funny if you have a nerd-like love for the greek alphabet.
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Post by amanda on Jan 31, 2011 14:47:43 GMT -5
Thanks to being postless and Lexxi making me want to read math jokes XD cause they are funny cause no one else gets them but few people..and i found this XDXD
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
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Post by clyde on Feb 2, 2011 4:47:42 GMT -5
Jokes now? If you know what respawning is you may find this funny.. It's really old but made me laugh.. "Jesus must be really lagged" "Why?" "Cause he took 3 days to respawn " Okay, mostly lame but I still laugh at it  |
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