Interesting Conversations

[isaac mason brexton]

-at dinner-

Mum: I'm so full
Dad: Then stop eating
Mum: I have... -takes another bite-

[aimee]

ah this reminds me of something i did while i was at disney.

okay so we ate out me and my dad

-eating the best buffalo wings ever-
Me: OH MY GOD
Dad: These are pretty good

-eating the best barbeque burger ever and doesn't even finish cause i was so full-
Me: Oh god my stomach hurts
Dad: Then stop eating

-they bring me free ice cream cause it was my birthday so i eat it-
Dad: Didn't you say you were full?
Me: Yes but it's good and it's free
Dad: exactly free.
Me; Yeah well it's free ice cream i can't stop XD

[alexx]

funny things my 3 year old brother says

Devin: Gabby here pay da game *handing me his gameboy*
Me: Devin I don't want to play
Devin: Pay da game
Me: I'm on the computer
Devin: pay da game
Me: no
Devin: Gabielle pay it
Me: Give it to dylan
Devin: jerk
Me" I'm a jerks?
Devin: Yets[yes XD]

Things he copys from family guy[cause he's always there when i watch it]
Devin: Giggody-Giggody

Devin: wait for it wait for bang goes the dynamite

Things he copies from my other brother
Devin: Ello Governor wanna get laid?

WHAT IS WITH LITTLE KIDS?

[jade]

Me and my best friend after i saw the math Joke on here x'D We are very perverted so i had to tell her and heres what happened:

Me: I GOT A JOKE!
Best friend: TELL ME!
Me: Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3..
x'D
Best friend: That is SOOOO funny.
Me: Bitch bite me -_- it is funny!
Best friend: I meant it was funny!
Me: Suuure sarcasm!
Best friend: Was not! Whore.
Best friend: ZOOPALS!
Me: I FUCKING LOVE THOSE
Best friend: ME TOO
Me: MARRY ME?
Best friend: UHM
Me: xD wait....that'd be incest
Best friend: How....?
Me: ..were twins...
Me: Your so suh-low.

[cameron elizabeth lynn]

Alright. Background, i told Gaby that school would close while i was in the shower.

I'm shaving and getting ready for school, this is the thing that ensues.

M=Mom
E=Eliza

M: *banging on door* SCHOOLS CLOSED!
E: *slashes leg while shaving* FUCK ALRIGHT
so i get out of the shower and my mom comes home cause the roads are too bad.

E: Its all your fault i slashed my leg while shaving.
M: Well what the fuck are you doing locking the door?
E: Sorry for being normal?

[jade]

So this is what happens when you talk about Blueberrie condoms with your friend xD And your boyfriend is around on twitter:

Chazzy: Hi John! I dunno if you remember me. But I have a question. Do you like Blueberries?
John: Blueberries? Um, yeah. xD Why..?
Chazzy: Good to know! He said Yes, Annie x}}
Me: We were talking about Flavored condoms xD I said Blueberry ones are epic.
John: ...........

[nathaniel shane thomas]

A few years together and this is what Valentines' Day has been reduced to for us:

Me: I love you
Him: I know
Me: Not just you though, I love everyone
Him: That's cause you're a whore
Me: I know. Wanna go to the strippers tonight?
Him: Yeah okay

[victoria hope jean]

this just happened between me and Eliza:

xKRISTAxkalonx 6:17 pm
i just burnt my lip from a taco! omg.

FireBurnsDown 6:17 pm
awwww
give it to me! I'll stop the evil burning taco

xKRISTAxkalonx 6:18 pm
nooo, i'm in love with this taco. we talked it out, it's okay!

[cassie]

Me and Mom at the Flea market, was looking at earrings.

Me: Hey mom can i get my tongue periced?
Mom: Sure
Me: Can I get my belly button peirced?
Mom: Yeah
Me: How about my nose?
Mom: yeah
Me: Can i have get a tat?
Mom: Yeah
Me: Hey can i
Mom: You can do as you please as long as its not tacky
Me: Really?
Mom: Really.
Me: So I can have a fry suit?
Mom: No
Me: WHY NOT?
Mom: Its tacky.
Me: fkdjfkdfjdkfj

[isaac mason brexton]

-wakes up to boyfriend sitting randomly and staring out the window-

Me: You okay?
Him: Yeah, sure I'm fine, go back to sleep
Me: You sure you're okay?
Him: Yeah I'm fine, it's all good go back to sleep.
Me: why are you looking outside, it's scary...
Him: It helps me think
Me: What are you thinking about?
Him: fridge compressors..
Me: o.O -goes back to sleep-



[[why am i dating this random weirdo D;]]

[cassie]

Um SO more crazy parental converstations. This is pretty hysterical

Me: Can I have some money?
StepDad: For what?
Me: Nothing you need to worry about
StepDad: Is it for pot?
me: I don't smoke pot
Sdad: Surrreee
Me: What I don't
Sdad: Uh huh

later on in the kitchen(mind you i'm eat--cookies, pie, cheesecake, cheese and crackers, a sandwhich, salad, chocolate milk, a pickle and pickle juice)

Dad: You Pot head
Me: WHAT?
Older Sister: Gabby's a pot head?
Dad: Yes
Me No
Sister: She acts like it
Me: What the heck
Sister(thinking i said fuck): Now shes cursing too. Smoking, cursing. What's next. Having sex
Me: WHAT? I dont' smoke pot god
Sister: That's why you are eating all of that
Me: I can't be hungry? I'm a growing teenager thank you.
Sister: Sure. Munchies
Me: whatever
Dad: She has a point
Me: SHUT UP
Sister: God now she's yelling. damn you are getting more horrible by the moment
Me; Whatever *keeps eating*

[abrielle elaine worthy]

Marcie says:
i hate you HIc
woahh krista says:
YOU HATE ME!?
Marcie says:
NO
I hate hic
HIC
WHATEVER ITS CALLED
xD
woahh krista says:
Hi-C?
Marcie says:
yeah, that!
woahh krista says:
OH!
Marcie says:
xD
woahh krista says:
i bet that hi-c is sobbing in a corner now.
Marcie says:
Nah, i'm still drinking it
woahh krista says:
sobbing on the inside.
Marcie says:
so it feels the love
woahh krista says:
sobbin' on the inside because you said you hated it.
you want it to die, that's why you keep drinking
Marcie says:
xD
THATS WHAT IT IS MADE FOR
woahh krista says:
SAYS WHO!?
Marcie says:
I'm fulfilling its destiny..

[emmaline rose richter]

Just happened between me and Krista. xD

woahh krista Jackson says
good. lol.
that fly is taunting me.. it's landing on my laptop then staying infront of my face for like.. 2 minutes before i try and slap it.
Marcie Reinbold says
xD
nice
woahh krista Jackson says
it's scary! it's going to kill me!
Marcie Reinbold says
kiiiiiiilll iiiiiit
woahh krista Jackson says
everytime i try, it flies away!
it's like.. psychic!
Marcie Reinbold says
....
its gonna kill youuuuuuu
woahh krista Jackson says
I KNOWW!
Marcie Reinbold says
DONT KILL KRISTA MR.FLY
...
i would be sad
woahh krista Jackson says
... i don' know where it went.
Marcie Reinbold says
.....
its gonna eat you
woahh krista Jackson says
watch it turn into like.. a 15 feet fly.
Marcie Reinbold says
....
gross
woahh krista Jackson says
IT LANDED ON ME!
Marcie Reinbold says
HAHAHA''
woahh krista Jackson says
and stared at me.
Marcie Reinbold says
SWAT IT
xD
woahh krista Jackson says
I TRIED!
i keep missing!
Marcie Reinbold says
fail
woahh krista Jackson says
i know. i suck.

[tanglenose]

XDDD I loled so hard