It ain't me you're lookin for babe}*

[jeffreemarccollen]

and i believe this may call for a proper introduction
Jeffree Marc Collen


don't you see, i'm the narrator
info info info info info info info info info info info
and this is just the prologue

Well, this here is the infamous Jeffree Collen/slutduck/Jeff/ whatever. He's got angermanagement issues, alcohol issues, and he's not unfamiliar with a few drugs. He's open for just about anything and everything- I love plots. Just ask Krista, they're rediculous. So, skim through this lil' thing and see if you have any ideas for Jeff and your charrie(s), and I'll be sure to make-up somethin' amazing. Danke. (that's german btw. ) Oh, and I really don't feel like typing out what he's like and what not, so here's the link to his bio- clicky

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swear to shake it up
haters haters haters haters haters haters
if you swear to listen

Jeffree doesn't have that many enimies, but hey, ya' can't be friends with everyone. He doesn't like people who go around putting others down, calling people names, y'know? Though he might just say " hey, be nicer man." He won't blow up on someone till' they disrespect him. However, he almost never holds a grudge too long. So if the person he doesn't like says sorry, or improves, everything'll be cool.

oh, we're still so young
friends friends friends friends friends
desperate for attention

Jeff likes to surround himself with a few close friends, while having other subordinates. Which, basically means he only gets so close to a few choice people, the rest are just, there. He likes to listen to others problems, so he's always up for a 'therapy buddy' position. Other than that.. there's not much more to friendships.

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i aim to be your eyes
lovers lovers lovers lovers lovers lovers
trophy boys, trophy wives

Ah, the big L word. Jeffree's favorite, yet, least favorite thing in the world. Luckily for you, he's bisexual. Yup, no one's safe. Well, 'cept the straight guys of course. Anyway, Jeff is always finding love in odd places. He falls fast for people, which isn't always a great thing. Though he'll act as if someone is the best thing in the world to him, Jeff definitely enjoys a challenge alot more than just an easy girl/guy. In his mind, he can get anyone he wants. A false statement surely, but not to him. Anyway, no-finals yet, there's already been a few flings, but i'm always lookin' for more. Give me something interesting?

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[emmalise]

Emma-Lise&&Jeff
Well, he could always teach her that not all men are dicks and don't want to beat her? XD But yeah, once she gets over her little fear, I can see her haing a crush on him and not exactly knowing what to do. Anyway, feel free to add, change, subtract, yada yada. XD

[victoria hope jean]

i'm lovin' my name in this thread. i'm just sayin'.

anyway, i have no need to post in this, seeing as we've already plotted out. c:

i just felt like saying that.

[rudolphpan]

SO MUCH HATE
BETWEEN OUR
CHARACTERS!!?!11?!!

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[jeffreemarccollen]

EMMA-LISE && JEFFREE

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Sounds lovely, and she said she'd teach him how to cook c: thas' a good plot starter yeah? Tell me if you want me to start it up, otherwise I'll be on the look-out for a threaaad.





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[izzy]

Amanda and Jeff
Okay so I don't know what she'd do, probably nothing horrible. But since her and hope are roomies i'm sure some how she'll find out he stabbed her at some point in time and got to do something to Jeff XD.

Annie and Jeff
We need to thread these two out XD just because i said so.

Belle and Jeff
eh do i need to say more?

[emmalise]

Emma-Lise&&Jeff
Clicky Here for a thread! :)