MAD AS A HATTER, THIN AS A DIME*

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

ALEKSEI JAKOBS !

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(VOLATILE) (SARCASTIC) (IRRATIONAL) (STUBBORN) (VENGEFUL)[/B][/COLOR]



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WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE INFO ON A BOY I LIKE TO CALL ALEKS.
OR, WE'LL, YOU CAN CALL HIM REALLY WHATEVER YOU LIKE. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT INSULTING, HOWEVER. HE'D PROBABLY TRY TO GET A LITTLE VENGEFUL, AND THAT'S NOT REALLY A GOOD THING WITH HIM. YOU SEE, ALEKS HERE (OR A.J., OR LEX, OR EVEN J.J.) HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM WE LIKE TO CALL CONDUCT DISORDER. THINK OF IT AS SOCIOPATHY FOR THE UNDERAGED. IF YOU STOP HIM DOING SOMETHING HE WANTS TO DO, TALK ABOUT STOPPING SOMETHING HE WANTS TO DO, OR HE EVEN THINKS YOU'RE STOPPING SOMETHING HE WANTS TO DO, HE'LL PROBABLY END UP WANTING TO KILL YOU. NO BIGGIE. AND EVEN WITH HIS "FRIENDS"... WELL, IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG, WHETHER IT'S HIS FAULT OR SOMEONE ELSE'S, IT'S ALWAYS THE OTHER PERSONS FAULT. CAPICHE? BUT OKAY. I'LL NOT GO INTO TO MUCH DETAIL. IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE, JUST HEAD ON OVER TO HIS RECORDS. OKAY, WELL MOVING ON-

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FRIENDS... NOW THERE'S AN INTERESTING CONCEPT. ALEKS DOESN'T REALLY HAVE NORMAL ONES. AND THE ONES HE HAS... WELL, THEY'RE PRETTY HARDY PEOPLE IN THEIR OWN RIGHT. THEY'VE GOTTA BE STRONG ENOUGH THAT WHEN HIS MOOD TURNS, AND HE ABUSES THEM THEY EITHER FIGHT BACK WELL ENOUGH THAT HE 'RESPECTS THEM' (ALTHOUGH THAT'S KINDA THE WRONG WORD) OR THEY JUST WAIT IT OUT. OF COURSE, THERE'S THE OTHER TYPES OF FRIENDS. THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE ALEKS' FRIEND UNTIL HE REACHES HIS LIMIT AND ENDS UP CRUSHING THEIR PET HAMSTER, OR SOMETHING EQUALLY NASTY. BUT COME ON, VOLUNTEER IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH.

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--ENEMIES--ENEMIES--ENEMIES--ENEMIES--ENEMIES--

NOW, ALEKS WILL HAVE A LOT OF THESE. WHY? HE'S THE TYPE OF GUY WHO LOVES TO PLAY ON PEOPLES FEARS, TO PISS THEM OFF SIMPLY TO LAUGH AT THEM RANTING. IF FOR SOME INNANE REASON HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU (AND THERE ARE A WHOLE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF REASONS I'M SURE HE COULD THINK UP) HE'LL DO EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ANNOY YOU. YOU HATE BEING TOUCHED? PAH, THAT'S EASY. YOU HAVE A TERRIFYING PHOBIA OF NEEDLES? CAREFUL WHERE YOU STEP AND SLEEP MY DEAR. OF COURSE, HE MIGHT ALSO HAVE A FEW RIVALS. PEOPLE WHO FIGHT BACK AS HARD AS HIM, AND THUS PISS HIM OFF. BUT IN THE LONG TERM, THOSE TYPES OF ENEMIES WILL AT LEAST BECOME GRUDGING ACCOMPLICES IN SOME OF HIS BAT-SHIT INSANE PLANS.

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NOW THIS... THIS IS INTERESTING. FIRST OFF, ALEKS IS BI. OKAY, LEANING TOWARD THE PRETTY BOYS, BUT HE'D NEVER TURN DOWN A GIRL IF SHE WAS FIT ENOUGH. YEAH, HE'S SHALLOW LIKE THAT. BUT ANYONE WHO EVEN WANTS TO THINK ABOUT GETTING INTO BED WITH ALEKS FOR MORE THAN A QUICK ONE NIGHT STAND HAS GOTTA BE PRETTY HARDCORE. HE'S NOT THE TYPE OF BOY YOU'D BRING HOME TO SHOW YOU'RE PARENTS, LET'S PUT IT THAT WAY.

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[jesse]

Eliza&[/color]&Aleks[/color]

I could see Eliza and Aleks getting along well. Figuring she can put up with James. We'll just see where our thread goes and put the relationship after?

Jesse&[/color]&Aleks[/color]

I could see him and Jesse having a fling. She could put up with a little bit of his stuff would happen, but not a lot.

Kat&[/color]&Aleks[/color]

Kat, would be deathly scared of him. His image, his actions, anything. She's scared of guys, and after her recent experience with guys, I'd have to say i'd be fun to watch him scare her.

Alex&[/color]&Aleks[/color]

Alex could deal with a bit of his stuff. Figuring he's also in here for anger management. But Alex has many problems, if Aleks could deal with that, then i think it'd be interesting.

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

Aleks && Eliza.

[/size]Yeah, I think once Aleks gets to know her better they'll get on well. He's never good with new people, but once they get to know one another, it could probably work quite well.

Aleks && Jesse.

Them having a fling sounds like it could work. Aleks would obviously exploit her sex addiction, since that's just the way he is, but I could see them having a sort of aquaintances-with-benefits type of relationship, if that makes sense?

Aleks && Kat.

Haha, I would love to thread this, just cause it would be sort of funny. Aleks would adore interacting with Kat because he'd beable to scare her completely, and get away with it, since he wouldn't actually be physically 'hurting' her. That'll just be fun to script.

Aleks && Alex.

Hmm, maybe they sorta start out okay, they they both get pissed off at each other, and then maybe it works out? Like... They go through an enemy phase, but in the end they sorta turn out to be friends? I'm not sure, would that work?

[eliza]

I like em lol I don't feel like writing out all the names anymore otherwise i would... I'm really interested in Kat though, but duh! thats a no brainer.

[cameron elizabeth lynn]

Cameron's Aleksei's little sister! Well in an awkward sense! But she wants to get with him again, be like they were in the forensic ward, causing mayhem! Of course it would be fun

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

BUMP.
PLOT WITH ME.
i promise to write good threads?

[aimee]

Amanda and Aleks
At the moment she's scared of him. XDDX like deathly where she stops being a bitch and a scared little girl. something she tries hard never to do.

Cass and Aleks
OHMYGOD so cass likes EVERYONE. But I so want someone to somehow upset her. Its really not that hard, but she tries to be the happiest person you ever met when deepdown she's really not. She's sad. Plus I like being mean. So aleks should upset her XDDX

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

Aleks && Amanda.

So like, just see where they go in that thread, then?

Aleks && Cass.

Ooooh, I'd love to be the one to make her upset. Well, I mean, Aleks would =P But like, how mean is mean? american {PSYCHO} mean, or just random bullying?

[aimee]

Cass and Aleks

Hmm...mean is however mean you feel like making him be. Random bullying would probably cause her to break down at some point and binge and purge but american psycho mean might cause her to try to find away to kill herself...hmm...Both would be an interesting twist to how cass usually is. So up to you

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

Aleks && Cass.

OH NO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.
I refuse to choose. I'm really shit at choosing.

[aimee]

Cass and Aleks
Okay I'll choose...hmmm....american Psycho mean

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

Aleks && Cass.

Lol, they're gonna have to start a therapy group dedicated to the girls with trauma cause of Aleks =P
You wanna start the thread or shall I?

[aimee]

shall you? i got to do a post

[aleksei jonathon jakobs]

Aleks && Cass.

HERE YAH GO.

[cassie]

YAY XDDX