THE SY FAMILY LISTINGS

[tanglenose]

Wolfie: The first wife/mother
Andi: The second wife/mother
Gabby: The first daughter (Wolfie and Marcie; most likely product of rape or something; BLIND)
Lexxi: The second daughter (Adopted)
Mrs. Bacon: The third daughter (Also adopted)
Eliza: The creepy old pedo down the street (Molesting Lexxi)
Marcie: Wolfie exhusband (Gabby's father)
Krista: Wolfies bitch (KEPT IN BASEMENT WITH MATTY)
Matty: Andi's bitch (KEPT IN BASEMENT WITH KRISTA)
Tiffany: Gabby's aunt/Wolfie's sister (CANNIBAL)
V: Neighborhood pimp (Own Ruby, JJ, and Janet; used to own Krista and Matty)

[victoria hope jean]

ofcourse, only the kids from Georgia get put in the basement!

[tanglenose]

DEAL WITH IT

[zofia]

hey krista at least you don't get beat and then you MOM doesn't pay attention and lets you go blind. I HATE YOU ALL! Yet i love you all too. DAMN CONFUSION!!!!!!

WHY DOES DAD HAVE TO BE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tanglenose]

Tiffany needs to choose a role...

[john]

tiffany said she'll be the crazy aunt chick that is very uh creepy!

[tanglenose]

NOT DIS-FUNCTIONAL ENOUGH

[john]

haha she can be the childmolesting uncle?

[john]

NO OMFG she can be the cannibal aunt who has dead people in her room?

[tanglenose]

YES

[zilya alexis raskolnikov]

!!!!

You forgot -V-!!!!!

And -V-'s two wives, Ruby and Janet <3

[john]

Uh -V- should be.......the....uhm..hmmm OMFG the neighborhood pimp and his hoes would be ruby and janet? that sound dysfunctional enough don't you think?

[tanglenose]

I think V already has a job...

[john]

well that would of been cool

[zilya alexis raskolnikov]

I already have a job? Is it to call myself Alfonzo the Awesome and just be generally cool?